• CROOKED BILLET

    RE-OPENING 12TH APRIL

    FOR OUT DOOR DINING, OPEN SIDED MARQUEE DINING & TAKE AWAY.

  • CROOKED BILLET

    RE-OPENING 12TH APRIL

    FOR OUT DOOR DINING, OPEN SIDED MARQUEE DINING & TAKE AWAY.

  • CROOKED BILLET RE-OPENING 12TH APRIL

    FOR OUT DOOR DINING, OPEN SIDED MARQUEE DINING & TAKE AWAY.

  • CROOKED BILLET RE-OPENING 12TH APRIL

    FOR OUT DOOR DINING, OPEN SIDED MARQUEE DINING & TAKE AWAY.

TO MAKE BOOKINGS FOR OUTDOOR OPENSIDED MARQUEE TABLES FROM 12TH APRIL

& INDOOR TABLES FROM 17TH MAY EMAIL: paulclerehugh@thecrookedbillet.co.uk

FULL TAKE AWAY MENU HERE

Welcome to the Crooked Billet

Owner Paul Clerehugh, along with Head Chef Chris Cook and his traditional brigade of 9 chefs, make absolutely everything on the premises – bread, cheese biscuits, stocks, sauces, sorbet, ice cream and of course our famous Crooked Billet fudge. We’re equally proud of Louise and her front of house team. Friendly, attentive, personality driven service. An enthusiastic team that smiles and wants to please. Not a bunch of kids saving up to go travelling.

The Crooked Billet cooks an eclectic menu with modern British and popular bistro favourites working in harmony.

Our Food

We use as much local and British seasonal produce when it’s good but don’t restrict or spoil a menu by avoiding using delicious ingredients from far flung destinations. Besides, we’ve been importing produce since before the Roman invasion, and who wants to go through life without chocolate.

See our latest menus

Exclusive Hire

The Crooked Billet can accommodate approximately 70 guests and may be booked out exclusively. We are also able to connect a marquee to the pub and accommodate up to 200 guests. There is a private dining room, which at a squeeze accommodates 50 guests. This room is ideal for business functions, birthdays, and luncheon meetings, Christmas parties and so on. The private dining room is also ideal for smaller groups.

The Crooked Billet Event Calendar

The way our music nights work is that you book a table in the restaurant & pay for whatever you eat & drink. There is no obligation to have a full 3 course meal, however guests are expected to eat. 100% of the music cover charge goes directly to the artist, after Sajid Javid has had his thieving hands on 20% of the artists wages.

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Glenn Tillbrook

AWAITING RESCHEDULED DATE

Anyone who has witnessed Glenn live on stage can attest to the properness of his doings, as it were. Armed with ready wit, raucous vibes & a shed load of grin-inducing great songs, there are few musicians able to connect with their audience on such an immediate & warm level.

Full regular menu. £27.50 music cover charge

 

Judy Tzuke

AWAITING RESCHEDULED DATE

Breath taking singer song writer, treasured and loved worldwide. From her 1979 hit “Stay with me till dawn” to her 2018 No 1 hit “Safe” & 23 studio albums. Share an intimate evening of song and chat.

ALL THINGS MUST PASS

We are determined to celebrate the anniversary of George’s first solo album after the Beatles went their separate ways.
Alex Eberhard, front man & guitarist with the legendary All Things Must Pass band, joined by fellow guitarist Bernd Rest to perform a fascinating selection of songs from the album along with material from George’s incredible diverse musical output including Something, Here Comes The Sun & My Sweet Lord.

May 24th, 25th, 26th 2021

A one off opportunity, close up. Bruce & Russell performing all the hits, chatting the songs in an extremely intimate venue. Table service, complete Covid diligence, socially distanced seating.

Tickets £50.00

CLEARWATER CREEDENCE REVIVAL

John Fogerty’s rough and inimitable voice, a string of big hits & an appearance at the 1969 Woodstock Festival gave Creedence Clearwater Revival huge worldwide success. Numerous hits include “Suzy Q”, “I put a spell on you”, “Proud Mary”, “Born on the Bayou”, “Bad Moon Rising”, “Green River”, “Fortunate Son”, the original of Quo’s “Rockin All Over The World”. CCR broked up in 1972. In 1998 Clearwater Creedance revival was established, 2019 the band celebrate their 21st Anniversary. Peter Barton, 15 years singer of the Animals now occupies John Fogerty’s role, CCR line up includes Geoff Hammond (Ex Paul McCartney’s Wings & Moody Blues) Graham Pollock (Ex Hollies) and Alan Sugar (Ex Slack Alice) Fabulous 1 ½  hour show, all the hits.

Full Regular Menu £25 Music Cover Charge

RICHARD DIGANCE

Star of stage, screen, TV & radio. Festival headliner. A rare performer respected by comedians for his own material & by musicians for being an accomplished performer/ guitarist. Many people sing, play guitar & tell stories but not many have shared the stage with Steve Martin & Robin Williams or played guitar duet with Queen & Status Quo… or had their own prime time Saturday night TV series.

Full regular menu. £20 music cover charge.

BUDAPEST CAFE ORCHESTRA

A 4-piece acoustically electrifying orchestra playing gypsy & folk-flavoured music from all around the world; the BCO deliver traditional Balkan, Russian, Hungarian and Romanian traditional gypsy and folk music in their own fresh and surprising way with jazz nuances and their own unique arrangements and established by award-winning British composer, violinist and teacher Christian Garrick in 2009.

£15 Music Cover Charge

For almost two decades, Kiki and Carmelo have been touring their spellbinding acoustic live show across the UK and Europe.

Glenn Tillbrook

AWAITING RESCHEDULED DATE

Anyone who has witnessed Glenn live on stage can attest to the properness of his doings, as it were. Armed with ready wit, raucous vibes & a shed load of grin-inducing great songs, there are few musicians able to connect with their audience on such an immediate & warm level.

Full regular menu. £27.50 music cover charge

 

Judy Tzuke

AWAITING RESCHEDULED DATE

Breath taking singer song writer, treasured and loved worldwide. From her 1979 hit “Stay with me till dawn” to her 2018 No 1 hit “Safe” & 23 studio albums. Share an intimate evening of song and chat.

ALL THINGS MUST PASS

We are determined to celebrate the anniversary of George’s first solo album after the Beatles went their separate ways.
Alex Eberhard, front man & guitarist with the legendary All Things Must Pass band, joined by fellow guitarist Bernd Rest to perform a fascinating selection of songs from the album along with material from George’s incredible diverse musical output including Something, Here Comes The Sun & My Sweet Lord.

May 24th, 25th, 26th 2021

A one off opportunity, close up. Bruce & Russell performing all the hits, chatting the songs in an extremely intimate venue. Table service, complete Covid diligence, socially distanced seating.

Tickets £50.00

CLEARWATER CREEDENCE REVIVAL

John Fogerty’s rough and inimitable voice, a string of big hits & an appearance at the 1969 Woodstock Festival gave Creedence Clearwater Revival huge worldwide success. Numerous hits include “Suzy Q”, “I put a spell on you”, “Proud Mary”, “Born on the Bayou”, “Bad Moon Rising”, “Green River”, “Fortunate Son”, the original of Quo’s “Rockin All Over The World”. CCR broked up in 1972. In 1998 Clearwater Creedance revival was established, 2019 the band celebrate their 21st Anniversary. Peter Barton, 15 years singer of the Animals now occupies John Fogerty’s role, CCR line up includes Geoff Hammond (Ex Paul McCartney’s Wings & Moody Blues) Graham Pollock (Ex Hollies) and Alan Sugar (Ex Slack Alice) Fabulous 1 ½  hour show, all the hits.

Full Regular Menu £25 Music Cover Charge

RICHARD DIGANCE

Star of stage, screen, TV & radio. Festival headliner. A rare performer respected by comedians for his own material & by musicians for being an accomplished performer/ guitarist. Many people sing, play guitar & tell stories but not many have shared the stage with Steve Martin & Robin Williams or played guitar duet with Queen & Status Quo… or had their own prime time Saturday night TV series.

Full regular menu. £20 music cover charge.

BUDAPEST CAFE ORCHESTRA

A 4-piece acoustically electrifying orchestra playing gypsy & folk-flavoured music from all around the world; the BCO deliver traditional Balkan, Russian, Hungarian and Romanian traditional gypsy and folk music in their own fresh and surprising way with jazz nuances and their own unique arrangements and established by award-winning British composer, violinist and teacher Christian Garrick in 2009.

£15 Music Cover Charge

For almost two decades, Kiki and Carmelo have been touring their spellbinding acoustic live show across the UK and Europe.

Cooking Demonstrations

You’re seated around the demo kitchen, plenty of tasters to sample, chat with Paul & Chris as they cook – fun, friendly, informative & relaxed.

Join Crooked Billet’s Paul & Chris as they prepare their favourite recipes

Locally sourced food

The Crooked Billet cooks an eclectic menu with modern British and popular bistro favourites working in harmony.

We use as much local and British seasonal produce when it’s good but don’t restrict or spoil a menu by avoiding using delicious ingredients from far flung destinations. Besides, we’ve been importing produce since before the Roman invasion, and who wants to go through life without chocolate.