• OPENING AGAIN SOON

    We are hoping to be open on Saturday 4th July with socially distanced tables. We are now taking bookings via telephone 01491 681048 for dates Saturday July 4th onwards. 

  • OPENING AGAIN SOON

    We are hoping to be open on Saturday 4th July with socially distanced tables. We are now taking bookings via telephone 01491 681048 for dates Saturday July 4th onwards.

  • OPENING AGAIN SOON

    We are hoping to be open on Saturday 4th July with socially distanced tables. We are now taking bookings  via telephone 01491 681048

  • OPENING AGAIN SOON

    We are hoping to be open on Saturday 4th July with socially distanced tables. We are now taking bookings via telephone 01491 681048

TAKE AWAY 7 DAYS A WEEK!

Thank you soooo much for supporting our Take Away during Lockdown.
I’ve enjoyed it so much we’re continuing Take Away 7 days a week, 12 noon – 9.00pm.

Much Love,
Paul & The Gang

This weeks menu:

I’m keen to support my local community & the local suppliers that have served me so well over the years. I have faced so public criticism when suggesting takeaway provision but have decided to offer this service. From Friday 10th April, I will offer basic provisions, ready meals & take away which hopefully might be helpful to the Stoke Row & immediately surrounding community.

Social Distancing
Only one chef is working in the kitchen. One person bringing shop provisions/ Take Away food to your car or the collections point. The collections point – a table by the front door- we put your order on the table, you take it. Take away food must not be eaten in the garden.

Meat
An excellent selection of fresh meat is available from Carl Woods Butchers, Sonning Common. Carl will deliver directly to your door and has an excellent social distancing arrangement when delivering. Carl supplies any sized hygiene vacuum packed product. 1 pork chop? NO PROBLEM. The Crooked Billet has used Carl since we started in 1989!
Do not order meat through the pub
Contact Carl directly : carlwoodsbutchers.co.uk

Collection –
You can either pull up outside the front door, toot your horn & we’ll put your telephoned order in your boot. Alternatively come to the front door (or shop room if its empty) say hi and we’ll put your order on the collection table at the top of the footpath that leads to the front door.

I Miss you so much, look after yourselves.
My Love to you & your families

Paul Clerehugh & the Crooked Billet Team

Our Food

We use as much local and British seasonal produce when it’s good but don’t restrict or spoil a menu by avoiding using delicious ingredients from far flung destinations. Besides, we’ve been importing produce since before the Roman invasion, and who wants to go through life without chocolate.

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Exclusive Hire

The Crooked Billet can accommodate approximately 70 guests and may be booked out exclusively. We are also able to connect a marquee to the pub and accommodate up to 200 guests. There is a private dining room, which at a squeeze accommodates 50 guests. This room is ideal for business functions, birthdays, and luncheon meetings, Christmas parties and so on. The private dining room is also ideal for smaller groups.

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The Crooked Billet Event Calendar

The way our music nights work is that you book a table in the restaurant & pay for whatever you eat & drink. There is no obligation to have a full 3 course meal, however guests are expected to eat. 100% of the music cover charge goes directly to the artist, after Sajid Javid has had his thieving hands on 20% of the artists wages.

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Pete Lincoln

Pete undoubtedly one of Europe’s most in demand front men, with an encyclopaedic knowledge of pop music, Beatles, Kinks, Oasis, Simon & Garfunkel, you name it- he’ll perform it. His Bohemian Rhapsody – Hilarious. His Steely Dan Reelin in the years is legendary. His ‘Hey Jude’ an absolute belter. His ELO “Mr Blue Sky” has you in stitches.

£20 Music Cover Charge

For almost two decades, Kiki and Carmelo have been touring their spellbinding acoustic live show across the UK and Europe.

Pixie & The Gypsies

A Welcome return from Pixie & the Gypsies. Sometimes you hear a voice that just stops you in your steps. Such a voice belongs to Taylor Notcutt, who formed Pixie and The Gypsies in 2015. Usually found playing in larger venues Soho Pizza Express live stage, Camden Jazz Café, Ronnie Scotts, 8 shows at the Guinnes Cork Jazz Festival, Cheltenham Jazz Festival, Rye Jazz & Blues Festiva

ALL THINGS MUST PASS

We are determined to celebrate the anniversary of George’s first solo album after the Beatles went their separate ways.
Alex Eberhard, front man & guitarist with the legendary All Things Must Pass band, joined by fellow guitarist Bernd Rest to perform a fascinating selection of songs from the album along with material from George’s incredible diverse musical output including Something, Here Comes The Sun & My Sweet Lord.

Pete Lincoln

Pete undoubtedly one of Europe’s most in demand front men, with an encyclopaedic knowledge of pop music, Beatles, Kinks, Oasis, Simon & Garfunkel, you name it- he’ll perform it. His Bohemian Rhapsody – Hilarious. His Steely Dan Reelin in the years is legendary. His ‘Hey Jude’ an absolute belter. His ELO “Mr Blue Sky” has you in stitches.

£20 Music Cover Charge

For almost two decades, Kiki and Carmelo have been touring their spellbinding acoustic live show across the UK and Europe.

Pixie & The Gypsies

A Welcome return from Pixie & the Gypsies. Sometimes you hear a voice that just stops you in your steps. Such a voice belongs to Taylor Notcutt, who formed Pixie and The Gypsies in 2015. Usually found playing in larger venues Soho Pizza Express live stage, Camden Jazz Café, Ronnie Scotts, 8 shows at the Guinnes Cork Jazz Festival, Cheltenham Jazz Festival, Rye Jazz & Blues Festiva

ALL THINGS MUST PASS

We are determined to celebrate the anniversary of George’s first solo album after the Beatles went their separate ways.
Alex Eberhard, front man & guitarist with the legendary All Things Must Pass band, joined by fellow guitarist Bernd Rest to perform a fascinating selection of songs from the album along with material from George’s incredible diverse musical output including Something, Here Comes The Sun & My Sweet Lord.

Cooking Demonstrations

You’re seated around the demo kitchen, plenty of tasters to sample, chat with Paul & Chris as they cook – fun, friendly, informative & relaxed.

Join Crooked Billet’s Paul & Chris as they prepare their favourite recipes

Locally sourced food

The Crooked Billet cooks an eclectic menu with modern British and popular bistro favourites working in harmony.

We use as much local and British seasonal produce when it’s good but don’t restrict or spoil a menu by avoiding using delicious ingredients from far flung destinations. Besides, we’ve been importing produce since before the Roman invasion, and who wants to go through life without chocolate.